Doing the Lord's biz with Cheeses of Nazareth

If you like my idea for a game show, you’re gonna love my concept for a food product: Cheeses of Nazareth.
The Cheeses of Nazareth brand will only sell fromage that comes out in shapes that vaguely resemble Jesus, his mom, his buddies the apostles, and his loyalists, the saints.

Think of the initial publicity as the faithful flock to the counters and the TV crews are there to watch them as they pray before the dairy cases.

This also saves such folks the trouble of poring through the stones at the bottoms of their fish tanks or inspecting stains on viaducts to find some image for them to worship.