Mariah Carey and other boobs to ponder over the weekend

So Mariah Carey was nominated for 8 Grammy Awards? I don't even know anyone who owns any of her music, and I even asked around at work today to see if I was just being my usual snob self. Nope. The consensus was she sucks.

Here are some other boobish things to ponder over the weekend.

Is it just me or is a movie about an oversized gorilla having a crush on a human being kind of a creepy premise for a movie?

Speaking of lame ass movies, there's one coming out with Kevin Costner playing the guy whom The Graduate may have been based on. Trouble is they seem to set it in 2005, and Costner is like 52. The Graduate came out in the early 1960s, which would mean he was 11 when Mrs. Robinson and her daughter did him. I hate Hollywood.

Why do some people find it hard to believe there are gay cowboys? Look at the Marlboro Man. It doesn't get any gayer than that.

Why do I get the feeling that the shooting of the passenger on the AA plane in Miami is going to turn out like the shooting of the foreign tourist in London? It's all os Keystone Cops.

Chicago has forgotten how to cope with snow and Thursday night proved it. People were stuck in traffic, taking more than 3 hours to go 30 miles. A plane crashed through a wall, killing a kid in car. Let's just be honest. If there really is jack ass who wants to impress his god out there right now somewhere in America, he has to feel pretty confident that he could cause trouble.