Give Karl Rove what he deserves: pants him

Karl Rove looks like the little fucker in middle and high school who figured out how to get the dumb jocks to do his bidding.

Strike that. Jocks gave him wedgies. He was worse than the jock sniffer. He was Eddie Haskell.

Nah. Eddie wanted chicks and beer. I don’t see sex and booze being high up on Karl’s list of teen wants and needs.

He was the little weasel who was happy to get somebody elected to student council but never ran himself. How creepy to want to be the guy behind the guy -- so to speak.

It’s admitting, hey I’m not pretty enough. I’m too fat. I’m asexual and beat off a lot. But I am happy to make you happy. Maybe I can get your leftovers.

Besides, you cute kids just don’t know how to do the dirty work. Most of you are too stupid to wheel and deal. You only think you are in charge. Just don’t have the jocks give me another wedgie.

And Washington is nothing if not high school with tax payer money, especially these days.

DC reporters: Christ, they are the kids who write about the kids in student council. That is soooo uncool, even more uncool than Karl. They are ass-kissers plain and simple.

In short, that is why normal people don’t want to get involved in politics and often don’t vote. Who but the dysfunctional want to remain in high school mode?

Geeks, indeed, do rule. Unfortunately, it’s this type of geek, the teacher’s pet, apple polishing, please the parents, be mean to the new kids kind.

Nothing new about it. Ain’t that America?

I’m gonna go get a fake ID to buy beer, then smoke with the stoners. Suddenly, they seem like the sensible ones.