Larry King for Welch's (Well, he does look like a wrinkled grape)

Have you heard the radio ad with Larry King hawking Welch's Grape Juice?

For a second I thought, "How brave of Larry to mention his special needs kid in the ad, the one who tells daddy he has a purple mustache."

King is 72, so I figure his boy must be at least in his 30s. If I told my Dad I liked his juice-stache he'd look at me funny - which he does anyway. But this time I would deserve it.

Then I find out the old codger King has a young wife and a toddler son.

Now I'm creeped out. Viagra, what hath thou wrought?