My NFL ad for the Super Fabulous Bowl

So the NFL is having this contest for people to create their own ads about the league, the winner of which supposedly will get made for the Super Bowl.

Since this is a sport where play begins with a man putting his hands under another man’s legs, gently touching his ass and junk, here’s one:

Scene: A bunch of Desperate Housewives types tell their husbands that they are having some sort of suburban dreadful gathering like a candle party, so the guys leave the house for the bar.

Once they are sure the men are gone, they turn on the HDTV to watch football, too.

Camera cuts to shots that have their attention: asses in tight pants; steam coming off shaved heads on the sideline.

Cut to the women erotically eating their low fat snack foods.

Cut to more beefcake.

Cut to women who say: This is why we love football.

Cut to bar where some of the husbands might even be, but Cher music can be heard in backround.

TV in bar has shots of football players hugging and patting each others’ asses.

Cut to guys in bar, belly butting.

Guys lilne: And it's why we love football, too (leaving the closet door wide open).