Would you do Drew? - and other suggested headlines

Drew Peterson has become what many Americans can only dream of being: a celebrity.

Sure, the former Bolingbrook cop who looks like the Cowardly Lion in "The Wizard of Oz" may have killed two wives.

He’s sort of a real-life WWE wrestler, a probably bad guy who makes us feel superior about ourselvesf because: he looks guilty; has done shady things; and doesn’t seem to care for the unwritten rules, like the one that if you marry a women young enough to be your daughter, you are sort of creepy.

All his notoriety landed him on the cover of People magazine and on The Today Show. And part of the media has taken to calling him by his first name, just like they do for Cher, Britney, Paris, Brad and Angelina.

So here are some suggest headlines for upcoming stories about the southwest suburban cad.

A reader’s poll: Would you do Drew?

A tie-in with a soft drink company: Do the Drew!

The product tie-in if Peterson takes a ski trip: Mountain Drew

If Peterson flees to New Orleans: VooDrew

For the holidays: A Drew Christmas Without You

If a dog solves the case of his missing wife: Scooby Drew

If Peterson takes to singing Sinatra songs: Do bi do bi Drew

If he meets a new lover: You Drew something to me

If Peterson flips off the media: Drew you!

If he finds God: What would Jesus Drew?

When he is arrested: What did you Drew?

Play along at home. Any suggestions?